THEME
yonceallonhismouthlikepizza:

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yonceallonhismouthlikepizza:

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horror movie opening scene
white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
devouted:

 

devouted:

 

stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

coconut-cola:

mysteried:

eunoiiaaa:

YES OMFG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF TO COME ON MY DASH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

THEYRE SO HOT


OTP BLAIR AND CHUCK FOREVER FUCK

coconut-cola:

mysteried:

eunoiiaaa:

YES OMFG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF TO COME ON MY DASH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

THEYRE SO HOT

OTP BLAIR AND CHUCK FOREVER FUCK

d-eww:

i think he is my favourite person

d-eww:

i think he is my favourite person

grungeglow:

♡

grungeglow:

I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

"I wanna be your idea of perfect"
- Jay Gatsby (Leo)

Beyoncé @ the 2013 GRAMMYs

Beyoncé @ the 2013 GRAMMYs